Marriage

Getting married is like going to a resturant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."